Posted 2/11/2014 10:10 AM (GMT -5)
Welcome Becurse.
I am a former extreme sporter. I came from the same area as Matt Hoffman and rode bikes. I rode with him several times, all of his famous ramps, I had a 9' quarter, an 11' half and buddies with a 12' half and several minis. I used to ride all over the greater OKC area sliding rails and doing other "street" tricks. I started when I was nine.
I say the above not to brag, as I wasnt that great, but to maybe build just a little credibility with you. In my opinion you are now too old to begin learning to skate. In fact, I started trying to freestyle too late at the age of nine. It takes years, even for those with natural talent. When you are young you can take all the falls and hits that it takes just to begin to learn to skate, much less do tricks. . .and I know you want to be able to do tricks. At this point, all of the falls etc are going to take a MUCH bigger bite out of your long term health. You may break bones now just learning to skate, much less do tricks. This would be my advice to a healthy person; you are not healthy. By the time I was your age I had quite a number of injuries. . .at your age Matt Hoffman had quite a few fake body parts. I know that is not what you want to hear, but stick with me. Also, you are about to enter an age where skating is just not going to appeal to you as much. Those sports are really for young people. Yeah Tony Hawk is as old as me now, but he was a lot younger than you when he started and he had a natural talent that very few of us do. . .much fewer than those with the ability to play professional team sports. So the numbers are not in your favor.
THESE NEXT TWO PARAGRAPHS ARE ONLY IF YOU ARE A TRUE ADRENALINE JUNKY, AND YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE. IF YOU AREN'T SURE, YOU ARENT.
If you are an adrenaline junky, and I really dont get the impression that you are, but if you are there are a couple of things that you can start at your age that aren't THAT bad. Dont get me wrong, you can still break ribs and get hurt. . .with the second thing I mention you can get hurt badly or die. Lake jumping a bicycle is a lot of fun if you have a body of water nearby. Certain swimming pools even work. Basically you build a ramp like a wall ride ramp. Something like 3.5 feet tall and it needs to go to vert for at least a few inches. I bought a bike at a police auction, it was a decent mongoose. You strip it down to the minimum and duct tape a laundry detergent bottle or two to the handlebars and begin jumping into the water. The detergent bottles float the bike and you swim back out. It is relatively safe unless you put it at the end of a long steep boat ramp. . .and then you can jump 100 feet or more. This is the sort of thing that will break your ribs just from landing. . .a good jet skiing life jacket can help prevent that, but I am not really advocating you go that far. But this is a good way to do tricks, even flips and all sorts of crazy stuff with few consequences. Just make sure a healthy guy jumps the first few times to make sure the water in the landing zone is deep enough. I was that guy, and I've landed in 6 inches, literally "testing the water."
I began rock climbing when I started college. I was pretty banged up from having ridden bikes when I did. People are going to freak out about me implying you might be able to climb, but unless they have climbed themselves they dont know what they are talking about. Climbing is actually safe. Because the risk is so very high, you do not need to go crazy to get an adrenaline rush and you will be very cautious. I climbed for nearly a decade and the only significant injury I received was a hairline fracture in my ankle. That was the only fall I took, but it was a doozy at over 50 feet. . .very uncommon. I rode bikes for 7 years, and my injuries couldnt fit on a sheet of paper. Climbing is also a great way to see the country, to learn to live frugally, and meet a lot of interesting people. IF you top-rope, which is all I am suggesting, you will only fall as far as the rope itself can stretch. If you climb at an indoor gym, most use what is called "static line" and it doesnt stretch at all. . .in that case you dont fall at all. If you are healthy enough to consider skating, maybe try instead to take a trip to a climbing gym. You will be on the same level as your buddies, and you can see if it might be something that you can/want to do. If it is, you can climb all over the country cheaply, just top roping things. There is a lot more to climb and certainly much taller etc if you dont just top rope, but you can still climb anywhere you want (including nearby gyms) and have a really good time doing it. . .and get an adrenaline rush and test your body. If you only top rope and want to travel you would buy a static line and again you essentially do not fall at all. Ideally one also starts climbing early, but it is a great sport and can be done in such a way that the risk is very low. Oh, the only way you die top roping is if your anchors fail or if your belayer drops you. . .that will make total sense to you later and is of no worry at a gym. If you have a sketchy belayer, they have automatic devices that protect you even from that.
OK, hopefully you ignored the above because you are not an adrenaline junky or know that you are too banged up. Being an adrenaline junky is not a good thing. It led me to extreme motorcycles which led me to this here couch I am writing from in miserable condition. Matt Hoffman walks with a cane and I dont believe he is 40. . .so even the best suffer mightily.
As far as the inversion table. . .I suggest you find someone or someplace that has one and give it a try. My grandparents had one when I was younger and it helped stretch and free up my back a lot. Just tilt slowly, and I mean very slowly, backward and see if it helps. Like straydog said it can hurt you, so do this just a bit at a time if you try it. I would not buy before trying because I can no longer use one at all. With my injuries I now become extremely dizzy and will be sick all day from just a few seconds on one.
As far as a TENS, they are great, but if you are using it to treat a muscle spasm on a muscle that spans your injury site they can make your condition worse. By repeatedly flexing a muscle that spans your damaged disc it can inflame the joint and increase any neurological symptoms you may have. After my recent surgery, I cannot use a TENS on my neck muscles at all. That said, I have one and use it frequently. I do not rent. . .you can buy a good portable unit for $100 so in my opinion it does not make economic sense. I would get one that has adjustability, the cheapest ones that do not are not worth having. You still need a prescription, but you either fax or mail it into the store from which you are buying.
Ah, and finally if none of the above applies you must do the most difficult thing of all. . .have patience. Things will come that you couldn't have imagined doing before. Life is surprising and there are a lot of ways to extract joy from a situation. I roast my own coffee these days and consider the best hobby I ever had. I wouldnt trade my adrenaline junky days. . .except the motorcycles. Dragging a knee is pure adrenaline, and so is flying through that air, but its the landing that can suck so badly. Cooking is also great and everyone loves good food, so its easy to get your pals over if you cook well. . .but these are the sorts of things that will come to you if you have patience. Prepare yourself for the long haul of life, and dont pine for what might have been. Enjoy they now, be prepared for the then.
Best of Luck
Steve