Adventures in Pooping- Warning...Graphic!

Ok, who else can I vent to but you guys....

I'm going through a stage that when I poop, I poop monumental amounts. (It does seem like I can't possibly be eating as much as I poop, but that's another story) I have a habit of flushing multiple times as I go to avoid plugging up the toilet. Thank goodness I was home this time. So I flushed the toilet mid-poop and plug up the toilet. Now I had to take my poopy butt and go find the plunger, while still having to go. I successfully plunge, poop more, flush more, but as soon as I use the toilet paper, the toilet backs up again. Ugh! More plunging, then lots and lots of bleach to clean everything. What fun.

I really do hate my life sometimes! Just needed to vent to someone who understands.

You aren't alone my friend. You just described something I did last week! My favorite is having to jump out of the shower in a hurry....and not exactly making it.