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Posted 12/15/2011 7:08 AM (GMT -5)
Okay, since Christmas is not far away lets change the words around..

I'll start:

On the first day of Christmas, my doctor said to me...

   You need a colonoscopy!!  shocked

Posted 12/15/2011 10:32 AM (GMT -5)
On the third day of Christmas my doctor said to me..

It's ALL anxiety!
I need 2 probiotics -- ASAP
And a colonoscopy !!
Posted 12/15/2011 11:17 AM (GMT -5)
im sorry...i cant participate because of brain malfunctions...but this put a smile on my face ty...*cant wait to see what others say*
Posted 12/15/2011 11:31 AM (GMT -5)
LOL LOL!! I'm not good at coming up with these things, but we need more of them!! Thanks Denise! smilewinkgrin


On the fourth day of Christmas, my doctor said to me:

You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy
Posted 12/15/2011 12:55 PM (GMT -5)
On the fifth day of Christmas, my doctor said to me...

You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy

:)
Posted 12/15/2011 12:58 PM (GMT -5)
On the sixthday of Christmas, my doctor said to me...

for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy
Posted 12/15/2011 1:00 PM (GMT -5)
On the seventh day of Christmas my doctor said to me...

I see seven spirochetes swimming..

for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy
Posted 12/15/2011 1:17 PM (GMT -5)
On the eighth day of Christmas my doctor said to me...

I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy
Posted 12/15/2011 3:05 PM (GMT -5)
On the ninth day of Christmas my dr said to me...

Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy
Posted 12/15/2011 3:46 PM (GMT -5)
On the tenth day of Christmas my dr said to me...

Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy
Posted 12/15/2011 3:52 PM (GMT -5)
LOL LOL LOL!!!
Posted 12/16/2011 6:59 AM (GMT -5)
LOL!!!!

On the 11th day of Christmas someone said to me...

Find eleven goats for milking!

Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy

Posted 12/16/2011 10:47 AM (GMT -5)
I woke up with this song in my head this morning!
Posted 12/16/2011 5:42 PM (GMT -5)
Dee hahah "find eleven goats for milking..."..lololol
Posted 12/16/2011 5:44 PM (GMT -5)
I guess we don't have a 12th day of Christmas because we're in bed recovering from the last 11!
Posted 12/16/2011 6:16 PM (GMT -5)
LOLOL!!!  I wanted milking in there, but I didn't know how exactly how to word it...

Hey, this is a changed version, we can have 20 days of Christmas or whatever, why not?   LOL!  idea rolleyes turn    Denise

Posted 12/16/2011 10:44 PM (GMT -5)
I just shared this w/my husband. He's not ill but still found it funny! That's a good sign :)
Posted 12/17/2011 7:18 AM (GMT -5)
On the 12th day of Christmas, my doctor said to me:

12 tubes of blood needed, for more tests!!!

Find eleven goats for milking...
Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy!

And my doctor really did draw about 9 or 10 tubes of blood at my last appt....Ugh!!!
Posted 12/18/2011 2:46 PM (GMT -5)
Good one, Razzle!! But I'm sorry that it came from personal experience!!

Denise, Thanks for including those 11 goats!! LOL!! I only have three though! =)

Since we are going to go for 20 days of Christmas, how about...

Here's 13 more supplements to take?!?!

12 tubes of blood needed, for more tests!!!
Find eleven goats for milking...
Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy!
Posted 12/18/2011 5:28 PM (GMT -5)
LOL! Well, the number was 11....  Duh!!

Okay, on the 14th Day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me:

14 dry skin body brushes (not saying if they were full body ones or not)!  turn

Here's 13 more supplements to take?!?!
12 tubes of blood needed, for more tests!!!
Find eleven goats for milking...
Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy!

Posted 12/18/2011 9:11 PM (GMT -5)
DEE...lololol!
Posted 12/18/2011 9:22 PM (GMT -5)
Love this!!!!! Ya'll are great!!!
Posted 12/18/2011 10:27 PM (GMT -5)
On the 15th day of Christmas my doctor said to me,


Expect 15 days of herxing!

14 dry skin body brushes (not saying if they were full body ones or not)!
Here's 13 more supplements to take?!?!
12 tubes of blood needed, for more tests!!!
Find eleven goats for milking...
Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy!

I love this thread :)
Posted 12/19/2011 10:05 AM (GMT -5)
On the 16th day of Christmas my husband said to me...

16 tick tubes in the yard

Expect 15 days of herxing!
14 dry skin body brushes (not saying if they were full body ones or not)!
Here's 13 more supplements to take?!?!
12 tubes of blood needed, for more tests!!!
Find eleven goats for milking...
Ten months of doxycycline....
Nine co-infections dancing...
I'm your eighth doctor???
I see seven spirochetes swimming..
for this visit, that will be SIX hundred dollars...
You have five food allergies!
You have to take this abx four times a day!
It's all anxiety!
You need two probiotics -ASAP!
You need a colonoscopy!

Posted 12/19/2011 5:42 PM (GMT -5)
hahah all this sounds like my last doctor report before i fired him.....
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