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pmm73

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Posted 10/7/2016 3:10 PM (GMT -5)

Saw this on Facebook:

If you say "rise up lights" out loud, you sound like you are saying "razor blades" with an Australian accent.

This has become my new mantra for when I'm getting too serious! Sometimes you just need a little nonsense.

xo

Huddie

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Posted 10/7/2016 3:30 PM (GMT -5)

Just laughed out loud! Mission accomplished. Also liked today's movies (or was it last night, or was it the middle of the night?) by you or Artemix. LOL! Keep them coming. I'm so telling my teen this. He will just keep saying it over and over...

pmm73

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Posted 10/7/2016 3:54 PM (GMT -5)

I'm glad it made you laugh! I keep saying it over and over, expecting it not to work. hahaha

gkamom

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Posted 10/7/2016 5:09 PM (GMT -5)

That's funny. It does sound like that. Thanks for the laugh.

Krimpet 🍔

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Posted 10/7/2016 7:20 PM (GMT -5)

Lol

Buzzlymeyear

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Posted 10/8/2016 1:19 AM (GMT -5)

Try saying this one with an Australian accent:

Good eye might!

pmm73

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Posted 10/11/2016 9:52 AM (GMT -5)

Buzzlymeyear said...
Try saying this one with an Australian accent:

Good eye might!

LOL!! Love it, Buzz! :)

Krimpet 🍔

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Posted 10/11/2016 12:29 PM (GMT -5)

I love Australian accents.

Buzzlymeyear

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Posted 10/11/2016 1:10 PM (GMT -5)

So do I. We will be lodging an Australian exchange student for a semester. We are all looking forward to it.

Australian accents and South African accents are my fave.

Krimpet 🍔

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Posted 10/11/2016 1:11 PM (GMT -5)

Ahhhhh yes. The South African accent. Love that one too.

PeteZa

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Posted 10/11/2016 1:26 PM (GMT -5)

I love these!

Buzzlymeyear

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Posted 10/11/2016 4:02 PM (GMT -5)

A woman reported a new symptom to her LLMD. Passing gas. She told him that the only encouraging part was that there was no noise or smell. As a matter of fact, she declared that during her 15 minute office visit with him, that she had lost count of how many times she had passed gas beyond the 25 count mark. She was wondering if it was due to spirochete die-off.

He gave her a two week prescription and a follow-up appointment.

Two weeks later she returned and was quite upset. The meds made things worse. Her toots now stink to high heaven.

Her doc breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Good!! I'm very pleased. Now that we have cleared your sinuses we are going to work on your hearing."😎😄🙃

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Posted 10/11/2016 4:31 PM (GMT -5)

hahaha

Krimpet 🍔

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Posted 10/11/2016 6:48 PM (GMT -5)

Oh my goodness. That was way too funny!!!

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