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Posted 1/10/2018 2:38 PM (GMT -5)
It is rainy and gloomy outside so I went looking for funnies to perk me up while I am doing my work.

Thought you might want to enjoy along with me and perhaps add to the funnies.

There were 2 olives sitting on the counter and one rolled onto the floor.
The one on top looks down and says, "Are you okay?"
The other one says, "Olive."
Posted 1/10/2018 2:39 PM (GMT -5)
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
Posted 1/10/2018 4:54 PM (GMT -5)

PeteZa said...
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.

Ahahahahahahahaha... I love this!!!
Posted 1/10/2018 7:49 PM (GMT -5)

PeteZa said...
It is rainy and gloomy outside so I went looking for funnies to perk me up while I am doing my work.

Thought you might want to enjoy along with me and perhaps add to the funnies.

There were 2 olives sitting on the counter and one rolled onto the floor.
The one on top looks down and says, "Are you okay?"
The other one says, "Olive."

This jokes makes you realize that we really messed up when we decided how to spell Olive (Ahlive).
Posted 1/11/2018 4:59 AM (GMT -5)
How many persons with lyme does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wait i forgot ...1 to remind the other to pick up bulbs from store . One to order online because we spaced it .then one to get the package from the post box because 100 yards seems way too far today . Then i call 2 more to bring the ladder while we discuss protocols and supplement lists to rival war and peace" then one to hold the light bulb and 47 more to turn the mobile home as i had to sell my home cash 401k and take a loan to continue the next fringe treatment and buy a environmental friendly led mercury free smart bulb so ill never have to change it again and i can turn it of from the bed or chair that may be home for long while ....just joshin yaddameen it gets better i changed a bulb all by myself after 2.2 yrs hd treatment
Posted 1/11/2018 5:04 AM (GMT -5)
Bumping for more giggles and fun today
Posted 1/11/2018 11:04 AM (GMT -5)
Blue, you crack me up.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.
Posted 1/11/2018 3:31 PM (GMT -5)
Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A: "Make me one with everything."
Posted 1/11/2018 3:33 PM (GMT -5)
LOL!! Good one Dude.
Posted 1/11/2018 5:23 PM (GMT -5)
Two cannibals were eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Posted 1/11/2018 10:33 PM (GMT -5)
Dude I spewed water on my monitor! That is hilarious.


What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.
Posted 1/12/2018 2:33 AM (GMT -5)
I'm glad you enjoyed it, PeteZa! smile

Here's another:

A husband was standing naked, looking in the bedroom mirror. He was not happy with what he saw and said to his wife: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

His wife replied: "Your eyesight is perfect."
Posted 1/12/2018 11:19 AM (GMT -5)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.
Posted 1/12/2018 3:22 PM (GMT -5)
No offense anyone but this one always makes me laugh! Especially if you're a very visual person!


Who is the most popular person in the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts......
Posted 1/12/2018 4:12 PM (GMT -5)
LOL!!!
Posted 1/17/2018 8:37 AM (GMT -5)
What do you call a sleeping buffalo?

A bulldozer.
Posted 1/17/2018 11:01 AM (GMT -5)
Did you hear what happened to the illegally parked frog?

He was Toad.
Posted 1/17/2018 12:34 PM (GMT -5)
I wish I knew how to tell funny jokes. I don't have that gift, but I'm busting my ribs laughing at these. Thanks to all for providing the humor.

bluelyme,
You're hysterical!!!!😂😂
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