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Posted 10/3/2016 6:24 PM (GMT -5)
Im sitting in my computer room by the balcony and it starts feeling a little warm. So I opened the door to let some air in. I heard someone say "You good over there?" I look out and see a guy standing on the neighbors balcony. Hes facing the neighbors door but looks at me when I peek out. I said "Yup im good, thanks" and I sit back down at my computer. My cellphone rang and when I went to pick it up I dropped it. I heard the man say "Let me get that for you, you look like you need some help". I said "No thanks, im ok" kind of irritated. I dont know this guy, never seen him before. I mean, it was nice to offer, but im not letting a stranger in my home! about 5 minutes go by and I here the man say " Now thats enough horsing around out of you, back away before you hurt yourself" In an angry voice I started " Look bud! I dont know who you are, or what youre trying to..." And then I heard a loud crash! The guy is looking in the neighbors door, then looks at me and says "NOT YOU, STEVE JUST FELL OFF THE **** LADDER!"

Boy did I feel like a horses butt! This was a guy my neighbor works with and he was helping him paint his bedroom! He was talking to him the whole time.....****!! I apologized and we had a good laugh after Steve picked himself up off the floor...lol. Im blaming it on brain fog.....lol
Posted 10/3/2016 6:36 PM (GMT -5)
that is funny! (and I bet embarrassing for you!)

One question: Was he good-looking? lol
Posted 10/3/2016 6:37 PM (GMT -5)
Im a guy I dont think about such things. But if slightly balding and a beer belly are your thing maybe he is...lol. Steve could be his twin :)
Posted 10/3/2016 6:40 PM (GMT -5)
ha, ha, ha... I maybe shouldn't laugh.. but, a very funny encounter. I needed a chuckle - thanks!
Posted 10/3/2016 6:41 PM (GMT -5)
hahaha - sorry.
Posted 10/3/2016 6:43 PM (GMT -5)
HEHEHE that was funny thanks!!!
Posted 10/3/2016 6:45 PM (GMT -5)
ha ha ha..... glad to hear things like that happens to others as well.
Very funny story.
Posted 10/3/2016 6:53 PM (GMT -5)
Funny but embarrassing...almost wish I would have went to work tonight so I wouldnt have made a hind end of myself. Theyre the type to talk about it for awhile. Might have to wear dark glasses and a mustache for a few weeks. In an apartment complex, things get around fast...lol.
Posted 10/3/2016 7:53 PM (GMT -5)
Lol. That is funny!
Posted 10/3/2016 7:59 PM (GMT -5)
Trader,

REALLY funny. I was having a complete visual as you were telling the story. The way I do when I'm reading. It had a good ending! LOL!
Posted 10/3/2016 8:04 PM (GMT -5)
So funny. Sounds like something I would do.

We really need male/female symbols by our names.
I thought I'd start a thread where we could introduce our genders, but figured it would get buried and newbies still wouldn't know, or we'd forget 'what' someone is.

I'm female, by the way. Bonus trivia, julymorning has always been my online name, it's a song by Uriah Heep from the 70's.
Posted 10/3/2016 8:17 PM (GMT -5)
JM,

Definitely start that thread. I would LOVE that. Roll call!
Love the trivia.
Posted 10/3/2016 9:25 PM (GMT -5)
I don't know if everyone wants to share their gender.


Did you know I was female? (did girlie give it away?...)

My husband calls me girlie when he's being sympathetic. He'll say "Aw...girlie..."


And for some reason we call our female cat girlie, too. Her real name is Pepper...
Posted 10/3/2016 9:50 PM (GMT -5)
As I said, im a man. Picture Rambo and Brad Pitt, just a whole lot uglier...lol.

Anyone got any funny stories that happened to them. I told my dad about my incident this evening and he reminded me of a few that happened to us. And some he done intentionally...lol.

We had a state inspection station for a lot of years. One day a neighbor came by just to drink coffee and BS. Most of the farmers close by would do that almost daily. Barry was very naive. Nice man, but you could get him easy. And my dad loved to get him...lol. If we were busy, dad would get him to answer the phone for us.

That day we were swamped. We were busting our tails to get everything done and Barry was really trying to help. He'd grab wrenches, rags, anything to lend a hand. We were in the middle of pulling a trans out of a truck and the phone rang. Dad said "Barry, mind getting that?" and Barry said yeah. We could hear the whole conversation. Barry said "Hello ***** Garage can I help you?" The he said "Sorry but I think you got the wrong number". Dad leaned over and whispered "Watch this.." Barry continued "Im telling ya guy, we dont sell go karts, this is a ***** Garage, a state inspection station. You got the wrong number. I dont know what to tell ya but theres no go kart for sale here" and he hung up the phone. Dad got on him right away.

Dad said "Hey who was that? It wasnt the guy that wants to buy my go kart was it? " Barry said WHAT?? What go kart?" Dad said " The go kart out back, I been trying to sell that old thing for 3 months now and only got one call, the guy said he was gonna call this morning. Does he still want it? " LOL!!! Barry turned white and dropped his coffee!! I thought he was gonna faint!! In his mind, he just turned away the only guy interested in dads "go kart". Me and dad started rollin!! We both had tears in our eyes laughing so hard. Barry said some nasty things and cleaned up his coffee, then started laughing with us. Oh man that was hilarious!!
Posted 10/4/2016 7:43 AM (GMT -5)
Trader,

You are hysterical. Love Brad Pitt and Rambo but uglier. LOL! Love to laugh.

No funny stories I can think of because I'm too tired right now. Cute story. When I was really sick on the abx (July and August) I was laying in bed feeling very sorry for myself (NOT my pre-lyme self, do not tolerate pity parties). My husband came up to check on me and stayed there in bed, next my dog came up and jumped on the bed (he's 100 lbs.) then my son came up and said "Hey where are you guys." Got in bed. I was like "seriously?" So I learned that it doesn't matter what I'm doing or not doing - some how they view me as the glue and still wanted to be around me. Of course, now they are like "Ok it's lyme get over it." They just don't understand why this is taking so long.
Posted 10/4/2016 8:22 AM (GMT -5)
Funny story. I hope your neighbour Steve is well after that accident?
Posted 10/4/2016 9:45 AM (GMT -5)
Huddie, sounds like you have a very loving family. Im jealous.




blueberrymuffin said...
Funny story. I
hope your neighbour Steve is well after that accident?

Yes Steve is well. Bruised his ego a bit, but that didnt last long as they concentrated on making fun of me..lol.
Posted 10/4/2016 11:59 AM (GMT -5)

Huddie said...
Trader,

You are hysterical. Love Brad Pitt and Rambo but uglier. LOL! Love to laugh.

No funny stories I can think of because I'm too tired right now. Cute story. When I was really sick on the abx (July and August) I was laying in bed feeling very sorry for myself (NOT my pre-lyme self, do not tolerate pity parties). My husband came up to check on me and stayed there in bed, next my dog came up and jumped on the bed (he's 100 lbs.) then my son came up and said "Hey where are you guys." Got in bed. I was like "seriously?" So I learned that it doesn't matter what I'm doing or not doing - some how they view me as the glue and still wanted to be around me. Of course, now they are like "Ok it's lyme get over it." They just don't understand why this is taking so long.

That is a sweet story, Huddie.

I can relate - i'm the centre in our family, too.
I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this weekend (Canada's is in October) - it will be a lot of work...but that's how I 'entice' my 23 year old son to drive home for the week-end. He won't miss out on his mom's pumpkin pie.
Posted 10/4/2016 12:14 PM (GMT -5)
Enjoy Girlie! Holidays with family are the best!!
Posted 10/4/2016 3:04 PM (GMT -5)
@Trader758- Lol! Thanks for the laughs!! I really needed to smile tonight!
@1000Daises- Hehehe, I can relate to that. ;)
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