You know you have an ostomy when...

When somebody says that you are full of *h*t and you can correct them.

Dan

Thanks for bumping this for me, I don't know why, but I've always sat sideways to empty my bag, except in the hospital, I remember that I would kneel on the floor and empty the bag into the toilet, maybe I'm just strange, lol!!

You know you have an ostomy when...
Your stoma makes noises at inappropriate times.

Good one Dan!! My husband and I laughed when we were walking all over Paris! We were looking for a bathroom for him to go pee rather than for me!!! It was a nice change!