I heard a true story about a guy who showed up at a free community prostate cancer screening that included a PSA and a DRE. At the check-in he was told that he would have his blood drawn first, followed by a prostate exam by a physician.
He replied, "I thought they were going to do a computer check of my prostate?" The woman at the check-in looked puzzled and said, "I'm not sure what you mean." The man said, "Well, it said on the notice that we would get a blood test for PSA and a "digital" rectal exam. The woman laughed and said, "In this case, digital doesn't mean by computer, but means a finger."
Blame it all on the computer age in which we live...Tim