Please, please has the Valium been sent to Raddad yet? I fear for his blood pressure and general health from his high anxiety over GFMPH. I do not envy the TSA inspectors at Dulles on Thursday.
The TSA inspection could go something Like this:
TSA Inspector: "Sir is there a reason for your nervousness, sweating and fidgeting?"
Raddad: "OH sir I am just excited about this super secret gathering I am attending in the swamps of Louisiana"
TSA: "Sir what is the nature of this gathering and who will be there with you?"
Raddad: " I am a new recruit but Its secret to protect our identities and privacy, We have secret identities like, Wampuscat, Worriedguy, Water Guy, Ms Worrywart and Corvetteman. We also will have a discussion about eliminating prostate cancers around the world". I heard guns, gator baiting and field trips may be involved too"
TSA "Sir is this prostate cancer a code word for your world wide targeted attacks?"
Raddad "Well some of us have already taken out a prostate and the rest are targeting prostates with radiation and/or chemicals"
TSA: " Sir what do you call this gathering?:
Raddad "GFMPH"
TSA "Sir is that some Middle East Group"
Raddad "NO we have members from the Mid West, East, South, West and some other countries"
TSA "Sir will you go into that room and we must conduct a full body search"
Raddad During full body search ; "Dam I thought I was through with DRE's"