Sonny,
I would be more than happy to host you and your traveling companions on your journey through Wichita, KS. I have a spare bedroom with queen-size bed and private bath set-up just for visitors and I would consider it an honor to have you stay here.
I've sent you a pivate message with my contact info. Just let me know when you'll roll into town.
Be forewarned, though. Wichita isn't in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.