JNF - "I don't care what anybody says, that's funny right there!" Way to keep your glass half full, brother!
Good luck with the eye surgery - hope it's nothing serious. I had Lasik about
a dozen years ago to correct my near sightedness and it was a walk in the park, and life changing.
Also hope the lightning hit didn't do too much damage. I had that happen once and it took out my computer, DVD players and a TV - all fully replaced by insurance but what a pain!