Short and sweet:
Nurse came in, had me pee in a cup, then sat me down for a blood draw. "PSA will be back in about
10 minutes".
PA came in. "Any urine issues? Drips? Leaks? How's your stream? How about
erections? Issues with doing the deed?"
Then, "We're backed up on PSA. I'll mail you the results. I'll only call if it's NOT <0.04, ok?" Let's make you an appointment for 6 months. See you then!
So, not having gotten a phone call in the intervening time, my zero club membership is continued for 6 months. Beer's on me tonight!