Friday once again

My wife and I like to spice it up, so last night I asked her to dress up as a policewoman. She promptly arrested me under suspicion of being good in bed.

Two minutes later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

DjinTonic said...


Hmmm, seems like a failed holdup.

Hah! Can I get a rimshot, Maestro!

I went to the grocery store today and was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket for being in a handicapped spot.

"Come on, officer," I said, "how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires. So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch because he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield. The more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.