Another week gone by

My wife of 61 years said let's go upstairs and make love.
I told her, "Choose one, I can't do both."

There's been an increase in marital infidelity and clinical depression.
What a sad state of affairs.

I told my wife that the milkman said he had slept with every woman on our block except one.
“I bet it’s that snooty witch in 2765,” she replied. (note: I did not type witch)

His friends send an elderly man a beautiful escort for his 80th birthday. She walks into his room and says, "Happy Birthday! Are you ready for some super sex?" He replies, “I’ll have the soup.”

Making love to a woman is like playing a violin.
I don't know how to do it.

The head nurse at the nursing home is showing the new hire the stock room, which is filled with crates and crates of Viagra.

"Good God... what are those for?"

"Well, you see, Viagra is used to..."

"Very funny. I know what it's for, but why is there so much? Are these guys really so frisky?"

"Huh? Oh no, it's not that. It's to stop them from rolling over in their sleep and falling out of bed."

Hey... no hitting!

Ha!

"My wife told me she'd leave me unless I stopped playing constantly with the walkie-talkie. Over"

Worst joke of the day: Ohio State basketball. I'm thinking of changing my name. #bustedbracket

It is said that there is a group of folks...who hope that when they die they will have a thousand virgins to make love to...um Me?...I say give me a few professional ******s...

A man spends half his marraige teaching his spouse everything he knows and the second half the spouse uses that against him...

ok you won't like this one "gentlemen"....this weakly "humor" has degenerated into weekly misogyny so hopefully with myself taking part...I seem to reverse the reverse at times...we will see...maybe it IS the nouveau culture...a french accent normalizes it>>>>> ''aw shucks we were just having a little "fun"...perhaps one of the brave ones male or female will complain to a moderator and purge it and no it is not "cancel culture" its cancel cancel...it lacks any semblence of culture....oooooooh!!!! PS...not all applies...but most...