Friday humor: website for naming your own hospital, drug, disease, etc.!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.


A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

... and for your kids when you get home..

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish

Old age sex facts...

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada, and The United Nations B.O.H. Team revealed that North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a bit more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese!