Posted 10/18/2024 8:25 AM (GMT -5)
God made Adam and saw that Adam needed a companion.
So God told Adam that he was going to make a creature called "woman," and that she was going to be the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen
And she would wait on him hand and foot, and cater to his every need, and she would not complain if he came home late after playing poker with the boys, and she would be perfect in every way.
"WOW," said Adam, "that sounds really great! But how much is this "woman" going to cost me?"
"An arm and a leg," God replied.
"Hmm, an arm and a leg, huh?" Adam thought for a moment. Then he said, "That seems pretty steep."
Adam thought some more and then he asked:
"God, forget the arm and a leg. What can I get for a rib?"