Redwing57 said...
Heh - nope. Unless it's too windy, then maybe... ;P
Red, I was born and raised in Scotland, though now live in Australia.
As a kid we frequently took the mickey out of kilted men with the following verse:-
Kiltie, kiltie cald bum,
Went doon tae Waterloo,
The wind blew, the skitters flew,
And dirtied all his toodle-loo.
Hairless would be definite advantage there😄