This isn't all that funny, really, but something that did make me smile. Something that happened in church a Sunday or two ago, as we were singing a hymn.
The hymn was "All Hail the Power of Jesus' Name" (Edward Perronet, 1780). (A great hymn, BTW).
The hymn
opens::
All hail the pow’r of Jesus’ Name!
Let angels prostrate fall;
Bring forth the royal diadem,
And crown Him Lord of all!
Being a bit drowsy at the time (not a morning person, really) and thinking fuzzily, as the verse was sung I heard "angels' prostates fail," which sort of woke me up with a "Huh? Angels' prostates fail?"'
I know, I know, not really so funny, but maybe an example of how having prostate on the brain, kind of always in the mind's background, can influence how we perceive the world sometimes.
The hymn, if anyone's interested:
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3-SwidavfU