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Posted 5/2/2020 6:18 AM (GMT -5)
We all have Schrodinger's Virus

* Because we cannot get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.
* We have to act as if we have the virus, so we don't transmit to others.
* We have to ask as if we don't have the virus, because if we didn't have it, we're not immune
* Therefore, we both have, and don't have, the virus.

Thus, Schrodinger's Virus
Posted 5/2/2020 6:36 AM (GMT -5)
Gosh you left off the best part; If you don't understand this joke, your never allowed to talk about science again. oops I'm guilty I googled it. 🤣😂😆
Posted 5/2/2020 9:20 AM (GMT -5)
Reasoning that would make Schrodinger proud, halbert!
Posted 5/2/2020 11:32 AM (GMT -5)
its all in the double slit experiment...word play...art...and its all art..doncha know...screams Cassandra's name...a lass...no one heres her gibberish...wrapped in...well...fibberish...why does that word make sense...oh grab some peanuts...ask Schroeder,,,,watch him play
Posted 5/2/2020 1:30 PM (GMT -5)
That's good, Halbert. I still chuckle about the Schrodinger hwy patrol joke.
Posted 5/2/2020 1:38 PM (GMT -5)
I would call it Heisenberg's Virus

Mel
Posted 5/2/2020 1:41 PM (GMT -5)
Right, right, the Heisenberg hwy patrol joke!
Posted 5/2/2020 3:40 PM (GMT -5)
In case anyone is wondering, the "Heisenberg hwy patrol" joke being mentioned refers to a Friday Humor joke I posted some time back:

A traffic cop pulls over Werner Heisenberg for speeding, and says to him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
And Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I was."
Posted 5/2/2020 9:07 PM (GMT -5)
and da band played on
Posted 5/3/2020 5:55 AM (GMT -5)
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, ******!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists
Posted 5/3/2020 8:30 AM (GMT -5)
And the Best-Improvement-On-A-Joke Award goes to halbert!
Posted 5/3/2020 10:27 AM (GMT -5)
yes indeed on that observation...81 gy
Posted 5/3/2020 11:00 AM (GMT -5)
Schrodinger's cat: Wanted, Dead and Alive!
Posted 5/3/2020 12:09 PM (GMT -5)
Excellent, Halbert. Even for us non-scientists. And love the cat joke too, 81GG!
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