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2019Guy

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Posted 11/13/2020 2:43 PM (GMT -5)

A woman is cleaning her 12 year-old son's bedroom and finds a stash of bondage equipment and fetish magazines. Alarmed, she ask her husband what they should do. He replies, "Well, I'm no expert. But I wouldn't spank him."

(note: the original version added a common expletive before the last verb)

Tim G

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Posted 11/13/2020 4:07 PM (GMT -5)

Two friends were walking out of a funeral. One turns to the other and says, ‘It was a beautiful ceremony, wasn’t it?!’
‘It was’, replied the friend. ‘Listen – when I die, will you pour a decent bottle of whiskey over my grave, as a toast?’.
‘I will’, says the friend. ‘But would you mind if I run it through my kidneys first?’

logoslidat

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Posted 11/13/2020 9:53 PM (GMT -5)

And of course the caveat...no wierdo's please

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