A mechanic was working on a car engine when he noticed a well-known local heart surgeon entering his shop, having brought his car in for servicing.

The mechanic shouted out to the surgeon, "Hey, doc, can I ask you a question? "Sure," replied the surgeon.

So the mechanic wipes his hands on a rag and asks, "So doc, look at this car engine. I also can open what amounts to a car's heart, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and all that, and when I finish this engine will work just as good as new. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The surgeon pauses for a moment, smiles, and says "Try doing it with the engine running."

I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

Lol made my morning!

Glen