Posted 3/3/2023 8:43 AM (GMT -5)
There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
There were ten entries in a pun contest. But the judges decided none of them met the criteria for winning. No pun in ten did.
I sprained a finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him "Why the long face?" And the horse says "Evolution."
Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, that means my illegal logging operation is working.
A flat-earther’s biggest fear is sphere itself.