Posted 8/23/2024 8:51 AM (GMT -5)
A police officer pulls over a car on the highway.
A man is driving, a woman is in the front passenger seat, and a guy is in the back seat.
The officer says to the driver, "Congratulations, sir, you are car number 1,000,000 and you have won $1000! Do you already know what you will be doing with the money?“
“Oh yes! I will finally have enough money to pay the fee and get my driver's license!“ the driver says
The woman next to him hurriedly says, "Oh, don't listen to him! He says crazy things when he's drunk!“
Then the guy in the back seat says "I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!“
And then a muffled voice from the trunk says, "Have we crossed the border yet?“
"Please step out of the car, sir!" the officer says.
(Like he could have said anything else?)