Posted 11/22/2024 9:33 AM (GMT -5)
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar.
The man says to the bartender, "Two beers, please, one for me and one for my pal here."
Though surprised, the bartender pours out two beers.
While paying, the man says " Before we drink these, I feel I ought to warn you that my pal here can't hold his liquor."
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but then just shrugs his shoulders.
So the man and his giraffe start drinking their beers.
And sure enough, after a couple of gulps, the giraffe's eyes cross, his tongue plops out of his mouth, he spins around three times, and THUD, he crashes to the floor, and lays there out cold.
"Told ya," the man says.
The bartender just shrugs his shoulders again.
Finishing his beer, the man then says, "Well, gotta go," and starts to walk out the door.
"Hey, wait a minute" the bartender says, "you can't leave that lying there!"
The man turns around and says, "You must need glasses, bartender."
"That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
and walks on out.