World record time for mouth to toilet travel...

A month ago I ordered a soy drink from Starbucks, and they didn't give me soy, they gave me regular milk instead, and...... not even a minute after I finished the drink I had to run to the bathroom. Now I think that's is a fast reaction. It's taken me a while to get over that mistake they made, I complained for maybe the next 5 orders, and I still watch them make my drink carefully.

Wow, I didn't think anything could travel that fast through our digestive systems.

Sure great to read these posts, and to see that you all have a sense of humor about your problem. My son jokes about it sometime too, and thinks maybe he should start looking for a wife on the internet so he could have insurance. He can't get it on his own.
The ad: "NEEDED,,,ONE WIFE...MUST HAVE GREAT GOVERNMENT JOB AND TERRIFIC FAMILY INSURANCE. MUST LOVE HER JOB AND NEVER WANT TO QUIT. OH YEAH,,,BIG BOOBS WOULD BE NICE TOO
I'M 40, SINGLE, TALL AND GOOD LOOKING. OH, AND HAVE A LITTLE ANAL LEAKAGE FROM TIME TO TIME"

Seriously, is anyone else concerned about all the undigested food that comes back out?  I learned a couple flares ago not to eat any raw vegetables - for years for me salad in meant smaller pieces of salad out.  But I used to digest cooked vegetables.  Now it seems that I even see the cooked vegetables in the toilet (usually cooked very soft and/or from soups) - bits of carrot, broccoli, spinach, beans, etc.  If my body isn't properly breaking down the cooked veggies, aren't I eventually going to be pretty malnourished?  I asked my GI if I should be taking digestive enzymes, she said no.  She suggested half an immodium a day to try to slow down the transit time (and maybe that would help with digestion) but I have been hesitant - I think daily immodium when not having D isn't a great idea.  I've been experimenting with fiber, used to use Benefiber, lately trying Metamucil wafers.  Not much luck with the fiber, still movements are loose and full of undigested stuff (loose, but not D).  I'm not sure next whether to try digestive enzymes (have digestive enzymes helped any of you see less undigested food come out?) or immodium.

Thanks, Got2Believe. If I can't laugh at stuff like this, I'll just lose my mind. On a side note, I wrote the recipe for the spinach salad under a different post. If anyone who wanted to make the salad caught this thread, I'm sure they don't want it now. Ha ha!

I have had MANY similar experiences!! lol

A few years ago, I was out on a date and was having some nachos with chili on them [what was I thinking?!lol] and within 10 min I had to excuse myself from the date because I had so much gas ... I practically ran out of the restaurant, drove like a banshee home and barely made it to the WR before I exploded!!! lol

As for brocolli and spinach ... it usually looks the same going out as it did in!! And not much time between the two when things are bad!! lol I am actually juicing right now in the mornings after I go to the gym - combination of carrot and brocolli juice - and it seems to be working great and is giving me energy :)

Cra 43,

      Hey, my daughter fits the bill for wanted for your son.  However, she is divorced with two kids, girl almost 12 yrs old and boy 8 yrs old.  But she has a great gov. job, benefits and she is drop dead gorgeous.  Flat boobs though...lol.  As far as someone with leakage....she knows my problem.