tonite's uc musical moment ............

TroubledTurds

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Posted 7/1/2013 10:45 PM (GMT -5)

Rock Bottom by UFO

from the album Phenomenon

JaxCalvin

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Posted 7/2/2013 6:48 AM (GMT -5)

speaking of music and UC, here are some songs "to poop by"

8) Make 'Em Say Uhh!" -- Master P
7) Release the Beast -- Breakwater
6) Patience -- Guns 'N Roses
5) Smells Like Teen Spirit -- Nirvana
4) Chariot of Fire Theme -- Vangelis
3) I Want You (She's So Heavy) -- Beatles
2) Drop It Like It's Hot -- Snoop Dogg
1) Free Falling -- Tom Petty

(courtesy of Spike TV Music Blog)

Red_34

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Posted 7/2/2013 7:00 AM (GMT -5)

And when you have a successful poop:

We are the champions - Queen

iPoop

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Posted 7/2/2013 7:26 AM (GMT -5)

How about "The Poop Song"? For parents toileting is the most anticipated self-regulation skill. This song sequences the simple straight forward steps from a toddler’s perspective.

Song Lyrics:

I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.

I know what to do
When I’m about to poop
I go to the potty, pull my underwear down

Then I sit and wait, sit and wait
Sit and wait until the poop plops down

Then I wipe and wipe till brown leaves town
Put it in the potty and flush it down

Bye, bye poop. Bye, bye poop.

Then I pull up my pants, wash my hands
Wash my hands and do a potty dance

notsosicklygirl

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Posted 7/2/2013 8:36 AM (GMT -5)

Push it - salt n pepa :)

iPoop

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Posted 7/2/2013 8:49 AM (GMT -5)

How about:

That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Constipated by Weird Al
S--tstorm by Strapping Young Lad

Gonk

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Posted 7/2/2013 9:27 AM (GMT -5)

Can't forget the Diarrhea Song!

"Going down the gutter like a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea..."

Serenity Now

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Posted 7/2/2013 11:30 AM (GMT -5)

Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore - REO Speedwagon
Beautiful Pain - Keaton Simons
Bittersweet Symphony - Verve
Deuces are Wild - Aerosmith
Full Force Gale - Van Morrison

and sometimes

Hallelujah - kd Lang (among others)

JaxCalvin

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Posted 7/2/2013 11:44 AM (GMT -5)

"Whoomp! (There It Is)" by the Tag Team

TroubledTurds

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Posted 7/2/2013 12:09 PM (GMT -5)

dare it is !

lol !

Somedude

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Posted 7/2/2013 12:39 PM (GMT -5)

Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

"Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

"

or Turn me on - Nicki Minaj

Doctor, doctor, need you bad, hold me babe
Doctor, doctor, where ya at? Give me something
I need your love, I need your love, I need your loving
You got that kind of medicine that keeps me going
My body needs a hero, come and save me
Something tells me you know how to save me
I've been feeling real low, oh I need you
Come and rescue me

"

JaxCalvin

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Posted 7/2/2013 1:08 PM (GMT -5)

You all are hilarious. I'm glad I found this site.

quincy

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Posted 7/2/2013 1:28 PM (GMT -5)

LOL...good ones!

q

notsosicklygirl

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Posted 7/2/2013 10:22 PM (GMT -5)

You guys make me laugh so hard. please add more :)

Bacon Girl

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Posted 7/2/2013 10:27 PM (GMT -5)

My jam is always "gonna make you sweat." I do a serious robot to that song. Its like dorky and cool at the same time, but mostly dorky. No cool.

TroubledTurds

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Posted 7/2/2013 10:30 PM (GMT -5)

"How Many More Times"

"When The Levee Breaks"

Led Zeppelin

Post Edited (soystud) : 7/2/2013 9:57:25 PM (GMT-6)

Tornado6

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Posted 7/3/2013 6:59 AM (GMT -5)

Sarah Silverman!

youtu.be/8U3e0-RHlfc

Red_34

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Posted 7/3/2013 7:31 AM (GMT -5)

My personal favorite and motto:

Fighter - Christina Aguilera

notsosicklygirl

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Posted 7/3/2013 5:25 PM (GMT -5)

when you have a fissure

"Do you really want to Hurt me" - Culture Club.

Chinamomto2

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Posted 7/5/2013 6:22 PM (GMT -5)

Hilarious! Pooping will never be the same again. I will now do so with a soundtrack.

Chinamom

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Posted 7/17/2013 10:13 PM (GMT -5)

machine gun - Hendrix

notsosicklygirl

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Posted 7/17/2013 10:53 PM (GMT -5)

My *** is on fire - Mr Bungle

Can't believe I forgot about that one. it always makes me laugh (though when it's on fire, it's not funny and mine is quite often) :)

PatrickLee

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Posted 7/17/2013 11:39 PM (GMT -5)

If I crap in my pants... please

"Don't judge me" - Chris Brown

"Whatever happens" - Michael Jackson
Don't let go of my hand~~

Madpotter

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Posted 7/18/2013 12:57 AM (GMT -5)

Start off with:
"Break on Through (to the Other Side)" - The Doors

Keep cruisin' with:
"Long Train Runnin" - Doobie Brothers
"Ventura Highway" - America

Wind things down on a happy note with:
"Freebird" - Leonard Skynard

Or something a little more mellow:
"So Nice" - Astrud Gilberto

Andreita

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Posted 7/18/2013 1:29 AM (GMT -5)

Lets assemble a CD album... Best of UC

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