"Haha. Hey soystud I only just noticed in your siggy that you're med-free, mind sharing your story?"
yes, I do have a mind - er wait, no I don't
my story is not too exciting so i'll be briefly -
guy starts pooping weird - poop sometimes bleeds - oh my goodness, my poop is bleeding - how do you put a Band-Aid on poop ? gasp !!!
guy ignores above for a month or two - duh !
guy goes to ND cuz real docs are dopes
guy says ok when nd wants a blood test - shows many things bad
guy feels like bus running over him again and again and again ..............
guy goes to dope gi - can't wait for dope ND - gi I says you most likely have uc but lets make sure - drop your pants so I can shove my camera up your hooter !!!
guy hears "you have uc - here's your drugs - go get better"
guy takes pred & assacol and occasionally puts meds up hooter
guy gets better, forgets all about
nd and blood test showing bad things !
guy lives life - sometimes ok, sometimes not -
guy fast forwards story - drugs don't seem to be working - pulls out blood test results to look at bad things -
guy sees gluten, rice, corn, and loose women bad for health - huh ?
guy dumps drugs and dinks around with gf but continues the relation ship with corn and rice -
guy winds up with the bus again -
guy finally wises up, and says adios to all grains and loose women for good
guy finds peace and harmony spilling forth from that once verrry unhappy heiny
the end of story !
ps - gi and nd are both fantastic docs - guy not a fantastic patient -