Posted 8/26/2012 7:37 PM (GMT -5)
Yes, it's all related. I survived two days shuttered up awaiting tropical Storm Issac watching inane 24-hour news coverage of reporters trying to make a story out of nothing. This somewhat relates to sea-faring, so I decided to shave and go for the Captain Ahab/Amish elder look. I messed up and had to shave the whole beard off. This revealed that my face is all puffy...yes, apparently "moon face". Praise God and pass the steroids! I guess it's God's sense of humor to do this to me the day after Neil Armstrong died.