Friday night me and my husband went out for a Halloween party at a bar. We stopped by a friends house before heading out. They live a bit far away from us so by the time we go there I had to use the bathroom urgently (to pee - why is it when you have to pee it seems every bump you hit while driving is huge???!!! And these friends live on a dirt road).
I was dressed up as a Swashbuckler (pirate), I had a skirt that was longer in the back then the front. So we get to our friends house, I ran upstairs to use their bathroom, pull down my skirt (yeah pull down, I didn't lift it because I was also wearing fishnet stockings and my nails kept getting snagged in the holes lol). I do my business, stand and flush when I feel a tugging on my skirt. I look down and the longer section of my skirt was trying to swirl down the toilet!
Ah crap! I thought to myself. I snag my skirt back from toilet, go to the sink, wash and rinse out my skirt. I leave the bathroom, looking for a towel but I couldn't find one. So I ask our friend.....after she and her husband stopped laughing, she got me a towel and blew dried my skirt with a hair dryer.
This is one of those times that I am extremely grateful that my UC is in remission!
